Saucy Soulless Kangaroo

dieceased: everything’s happening too quick for my wallet

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:41:10 -0400

dieceased:

everything’s happening too quick for my wallet

tockthewatchdog: we’re fiiine

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:26:01 -0400

tockthewatchdog:

we’re fiiine

portmanteaurian: learntocheat: rubyvroom: I just learned that Vin Diesel taught Judi Dench how to...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:22:14 -0400

portmanteaurian:

learntocheat:

rubyvroom:

I just learned that Vin Diesel taught Judi Dench how to play Dungeons and Dragons and now she DMs for her grandchildren and I feel better about the world in general.

this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read.

the best fact that has ever facted

imlatetotheparty: my boys, doing the promo thing…

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:12:30 -0400

imlatetotheparty:

my boys, doing the promo thing…

me: I'm getting a headache.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:44:43 -0400

me: I'm getting a headache.
Diana: why?
me: (slaps booth seat because it's red)
Eleanor: because of the...booth?
me: no, because of whatever color it is.
Eleanor: oh you mean RED?! (cackles)
me. ...I'm colorblind...
Eleanor: FUCK I ALWAYS FORGET
Diana: Eleanor you ableist scum

I choose to believe Bey bent those herself

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:34:06 -0400

I choose to believe Bey bent those herself

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:33:24 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:16:44 -0400

Mads Mikkelsen offentlig audiens på Christiansborg (04/26/10)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:15:54 -0400

Mads Mikkelsen offentlig audiens på Christiansborg (04/26/10)

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:09:40 -0400

son let me learn you a thing

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:03:09 -0400

son let me learn you a thing

cassandrabethloveyoutodeath: Jack tells Will to go home this week because nobody got murdered...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:24:13 -0400

cassandrabethloveyoutodeath:

Jack tells Will to go home this week because nobody got murdered horribly. The only case is a puppy which doesn’t have a home. Will gets the puppy. They go for a walk in the park and get ice cream. Will sits on a bench and gives the puppy licks of his ice cream. He says quietly, “This is nice.” The ice cream is not people.

END CREDITS.

Darren Criss on the klaine engagement storyline (x)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:22:15 -0400

_{Darren Criss on the klaine engagement storyline (x)}

* #u r not purdy u r gross

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:11:22 -0400

*

#u r not purdy u r gross

"Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:05:42 -0400

““Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy.””

- Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)

Sylvester Magee, the (probable) last American born into slavery died in 1971.

The last living child of former American slaves, Mississippi Winn, died in 2010.

Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.

(via fishingboatproceeds)

life: At the West German border, a Czech woman from Mrakov...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:00:51 -0400

life:

At the West German border, a Czech woman from Mrakov guarding the frontier with her uniformed dachshund and toy rifle.

See more photos by Bill Ray here.

(Bill Ray—Time & Life Pictures/Getty Images)

tockthewatchdog: saucysoullesskangaroo: achouis: saucysoullesskangaroo: achouis: some kid on...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:23:35 -0400

tockthewatchdog:

saucysoullesskangaroo:

achouis:

saucysoullesskangaroo:

achouis:

some kid on teen wolf is really hot

it gets worse from here I promise

why lesbians

lesbians??????

shh just trust me

blamestyles: +

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:15:53 -0400

blamestyles:

+

Mads Mikkelsen for GQ Magazine (July 2013)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:03:49 -0400

Mads Mikkelsen for GQ Magazine (July 2013)

contourbygettyimages: GQ magazine in Australia featuring Prince...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:02:49 -0400

contourbygettyimages:

GQ magazine in Australia featuring Prince Harry by photographer Robert Wilson.